My best girl Flopsy has been dropping hints. She's been looking in the mirror and asking "Does my bum look big with this poo stuck to it?
Anyway, to cut a long story (and a lot of posing and posturing short), she has decided she needs cosmetic surgery, she has gone in today for a "tummy tuck"! I ask you, a bloody tummy tuck! What next, breast implant? Botox injections? I keep saying to her, Flopsy Girl, I love you just the way you are, but will she listen?
What I want to know is, with Flopsy away having her op, who is going to groom me? How am I expected to reach my own nose? and of course as soon as she comes home, SHE will be getting ALL the attention, I can see it now, nobody will have any time for me!