Those 2-foots just don't realise how much werk they make for us. I mean, take our new box foe egg-sample. We have a new box at the back of the room downstairs, It's long and tall but very narrow. HAVE THEY ANY IDEA HOW MUCH CHEWING IT'S GOING TO TAKE? DO THEY EVEN CARE?
Then there's our alarm duties. Waking them once an hour all through the night takes a lot of stamina (which is why we insist on a pellet or two to keep us going each time we jump up on the bed.)
I would write more but I'm so worn out with all the werk I just don't have the strength!