dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
dandy's journal by Arwen
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My first spy report

While disguised as a spud, I made the following observations on the 2-foots.

08:30 Hours - The 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head left for werk, at least he said that's where he was going, but I suspect he just drives around in his box on wheels a bit, visits other 2-foots and gets them to write their names on pieces of paper, which doesn't sound much like werk to me!!!

08:31 Hours - The 2-foot with the fur on the top of her head stays at home as it is her day off. She switches on the light up box and watches something called Cue-Vee-See. Nothing happens at all egg-sept a lot of 2-foots wittering on about things to buy.

09:30 - The 2-foot with the fur on the top of her head puts some coverings in the big white thing that makes them wet.

09:35 - The 2-foot with the fur on the top of her head starts watching Cue-Vee-See again, at which point I get bored with the whole business and hop upstairs to join Millie for a nap.

Late afternoon (I didn't notice the time) the 2-foot with the fur on the top of her head starts banging about, I hop downstairs to see what's happening and she is cleaning out our tray (Cue-Vee-See is STILL showing on the light up box). When she is about half way through, the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head returns. Just before he comes in she changes the light up box over to the news and pretends that she has had not been watching Cue-Vee-See.

I have reached the following Konk-Clue-sions:-

1. The 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head doesn't really werk, he just pretends.
2. The 2-foot with the fur on the top of her head doesn't do anything worth spying on.
3. All the interesting things happen when they are both in the burrow together, but I'll save that for my next report...
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