1. I will continue to support Millie and will carry out my duties as deputy pry-minister to the best of my ability.
2. I will tell anybun who will listen all about BunnyTunes so that we can raise even more money for those buns less fortunate than ourselves.
3. I will eat more.
4. I will chew more fur-nit-your in even more places.
5. I will try to fart less.
6. I will make sure that my 2-foots stay healthy by ensuring that they do not get too much sleep.
7. I will ensure that Millie does not become overweight by eating any excess treats that may cause her to get fat.
8. I will maintain the BunnyTunes chart for another year.
9. I will make sure that no cecals are wasted by spreading any unwanted ones as far as possible.
10. I will strive to be a worthy successor to Dandy the originator of this journal who was the most handsome, talented, and modest bun in the world.