dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
dandy's journal by Arwen

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Now what's going on?

I don't know if I have mentioned this before, but the 2-foots seen to be totally controlled by a thing called a clock. With the exception of weekends, they have to get up when the clock tells them to, they can't come home from work until the clock tells them to, and that of course also means that the don't feed us until the clock tells them to.

I must say, I find this all very confusing, because I have seen this clock thing, and the only thing I have ever heard it say is bong, bong, bong, which makes no sense to me at all.

This morning though, things are not quite right. The 2-foots did not get out of bed until it was starting to get light, this is significantly later than they normally would on a Monday morning. I asked Flopsy Girl about this, and she said it was because the clocks had changed at the weekend, but this is clearly nonsense. I have looked at the clock, I have smelled the clock, I have even licked the clock, and I can assure you that it is exactly the same clock as before. What REALLY concerns me, is that there is some kind of conspiracy, and that this clock is telling the 2-foots to do the wrong things at the wrong time. This is obviously going to have a serious effect on when AND IF! they feed us. Our morning treat stick was late this morning, so I can only assume that this does not bode well for our big basket of greens tonight. Supposing the clock tells the 2-foots not to feed us at all today... or tomorrow..... or EVER?

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