Dearest Boogey, who tells all .... I have two problems you might help with 1. It is spring and supposed to be warm and sunny but it almost never is here this year. Do you think someone forgot to pay a bill? 2. We have a (ahem) friend whose initials are BEG. Do you think that will be harmful to his ego?

Dear Boogey

Rabbit food had got so expensive. Have you got any other ideas of things bunnies could eat?

Uncle B

Dear Boogey,

Help me! I'm addicted!!! I'm addicted to licking my mummy 2-foot! Everytime I see her, I HAVE to lick, lick, lick her hands. I am very systematic and clean each finger in turn, nudging them out the way when I want to move onto the next one. Then once I have licked her palm clean, I nudge her whole hand away to show her that the job is done.

I am proud that I do the job so thoroughly, but mummy is getting used to all this attenshun and shouldn't SHE be lavishing attenshun on ME - not the other way round?! Help me Boogey - 'cos I can't STOP!!

Boz xx

Dear Boogey! I have a problem! I'm on hollyday to my Daddy-to-be's house and am stuck in one of the baffrooms! It is a big baffroom which would be ok, but I am stuck in a playpen. I eggscaped a few times over the top so mummy covered the top to stop me...when will she learn that I hopped to like sitting in the sink (after jumping into it)?!

What's more, the two woofs have free range in the house...which is HAYOOGE!!! Why can't I have full run of the house and THEY get stuck in the dog room?!

Help me Boogey! Teddy xxx