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Very dangerous food

I have found out that one of the foods that 2-foots eat could spell the end of the whirld as we know it... Imagine... No more Lagamorphia... No more Binkies... NO MORE CARROTS!!!

This food is New-Clear, which means that if not treated correctly it will cause a HUGE explosion, enough to blow your fur off, so please be aware, and watch out for this very dangerous food and report your 2-foots to the Bunny-Mint if they eat it. The food to watch out for is called fission-chips. If your 2-foots bring ANY fission-chips into the burrow hide under something until they have finished eating it just to be on the safe side.

Deputy Pry-Minister Cedric (LIA agent 0014) saying over and out... I don't really know why I said over and out, perhaps it's because I rolled over, and Millie hopped out...


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May. 7th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
May. 8th, 2009 04:46 am (UTC)
Bunny Lady makes that some times. Sticks up the whole house. Not even fit for a cat!

Over and out means you must hide and be quiet for awhile, less you be found out! Spies and forward observers and cops use the words.
May. 8th, 2009 06:24 am (UTC)
Well as I'm an LIA agent it was hop-rope-ree-ate for me to use it then
May. 8th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
Some of the food our daddy eats gives him a toxic bum should we be worried?
May. 8th, 2009 06:23 am (UTC)
Indeed you should, I'll do more research
May. 8th, 2009 10:28 am (UTC)
There is a New-Clear plant near us according to the noosepapers. Many many years ago, (like 30) back in the dark ages, something happened to the plant and lots of people left the area so they wouldn't be New-Clear-eyezd. Something about a big bubble growing in it. They say some stuff leaked out of the plant and there were rumors that bad things happened like a 2headed animals were born. It sounds like an urban legend, doesn't it??

We don't understand how one plant could cause so much problem though. We look at all the plants outside and can't imagine them blowing up and hurting anyone...other then a bee or fly!
May. 8th, 2009 01:48 pm (UTC)
They look safe just to try to fool you
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