A plastic tray to have a lining of newspaper topped off with dried grass so that I can munch while I poo.
I realise now that I should have written a tighter spessy-fee-kate-shun. Normally, the newspaper that our tray is lined out with is The Times, or The Guardian, or at WORST the Yorkshire Evening Post, so how do you think I felt when I sat in the litter tray only to find that it had been lined out with THE SUN!!!!
How can I poo in that... although... come to think of it... pooing on it is all The Sun is fit for!