It has to be a conspiracy. First of all it takes the Live Hay'd master 16 days, YES 16 DAYS to cross the big pond, but when I heard that it had arrived I thought great, now all the Ameribuns can have their copies except that.... BunnyTunes USA headquarters has only recieved 1 YES 1 ORDER!!!
I cannot believe that all of my friends across the big pond have failed to order it, which means that there is a dastardly plot somewhere to prevent the Ameribuns from seeing it.
SEND OUT THE LIA
ALERT THE TROOPS
FIND OUT WHO HAS STOLEN THE ORDERS
This means WAR!!!