I leave piles of fur behind me wherever I go
I was brushed last night and the resulting pile of fur was bigger than me
I look like a patchwork quilt
I do enjoy causing maximum inconvenience for the 2-foots don't you?
Wed, 22:14: RT @ chakrabortty: Just to clarify: the man who went to Whipps Cross hospital to make a political point and grandstand for cameras…