I am writing this in a pale colour so that non-agents un-trained in LIA sur-vail-ance won't see it. I was due to undertake a top secret mission this week, but it has now been delayed until next week. - More later - Dispatch ends.
Secret LIA Mission
A whim away, a whim away...
May we take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you a very hoppy Christmas.
You can dig it up all over the carpet!