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A Suitable Present

Tomorrow, the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head will have been around the sun 59 times. I need to select a suitable present for him. I have my short-list down to two possible items -

1. A Zimmer Frame
2. A large sloppy poo

Your opinions on what would be the best choice would be appreciated.


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Maria O'Sullivan
May. 1st, 2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
That's easy!
No. 2 costs nothing.
Love Friska.
May. 2nd, 2012 07:10 am (UTC)
Good answer! That's the one I'll go for.
May. 1st, 2012 11:14 pm (UTC)
Zimmer frame from Millie and a bag of poos from you.

Generous Maddie
May. 2nd, 2012 03:37 am (UTC)
What ever is nicest ...
May. 2nd, 2012 09:12 am (UTC)
do't know what a zimmer frame is vut is familiar with poo. Be generous, give him both
May. 2nd, 2012 09:30 am (UTC)
A Zimmer Frame is Bunlish for a Mobility Walker

May. 2nd, 2012 09:29 am (UTC)
I can come and spway him.

Bobba xx
May. 3rd, 2012 12:57 am (UTC)
The Zimmer frame by all means. (We call them walkers in this part of the planet). But you must decorate it with ribbons and bows, and if you can contrive to do it, attach 59 candles to it for him to blow out (quickly,before the ribbons and bows go up in flames).
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