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Big white thing

Well yesterday was chaos! At around midday, some 2-foots arrived in a huge box with wheels on, and unloaded a new big white thing to replace the broken one that keeps our food cold. Well, it was SO BIG, that they could not get it through the front of the house, they had to take it right round the back! To make it easier, they went on next door's garden, and they said that the 2-foots who live next door had given them "A Bollocking". Now if there are treats & presents up for grabs, then yours truly & Flopsy Girl should be the ones to receive them, not some strange 2-foots that are here one minute and gone the next. I never even saw this "bollocking" so I don't know if it was good to eat or not.

I am still feeling badly let down, as nobun has asked any questions for Flopsy Girl to answer in her Agony Aunt column in Bunny Camp News. She's making my life somewhat difficult, as she is accusing me of not trying to get anybun to ask her things, so PLEASE help me out!

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(Anonymous)
Feb. 18th, 2004 09:34 am (UTC)
Hi Dandy, here are a few questions to be getting on with .......

1. We had a treat ball given to us yesterday by our 2foot, now we had a little trouble getting the treats out at first, but we soon got the hang of it. To cut a long story short, our 2foot tried to get a few treats out of the ball this morning, but had some difficulty. Our question is, do 2foots have the same brain power as us bunns? As sometimes we do wonder.

2. The obvious question, how do we get MORE FOOD? We are on this diet to help Mister Jingles, but come on, we have been on this for a week or more ......

3. How long do diets last?

4. Finally, we have heard the saying of "you cannot teach an old dog new tricks" whatever that means. How can we teach Honeybunny to use the litter tray? We have tried everything.

We hope these are okay for a start.

Reading your entry we do not like the sound of the bollocking, it does not sound very nice.

Take care and with love - Loppy, Mister Jingles, TiGgEr, Honeybunny and Bobbin

dandybun
Feb. 18th, 2004 10:07 am (UTC)
Flopsy Girl says thankyou
Thanks, you have really got me started now.
gin_tonic_2004
Feb. 18th, 2004 09:16 pm (UTC)
Question for Flopsy Girl
Hi Dandy, we also have 2 questions for Flopsy:

1- How do we convince our 2-foot (the one with not much fur on top of his head) to let us going in the rest of their condo. We are ONLY allowed to stay in their kitchen... It's a big kitchen mind!

2- What do we need to do to get a bunnygirl?

3- How do we do to seduce a bunnygirl? We have spent Valentine's day together and had no girly bun to write a poem like you did Dandy... :(

Gin & Tonic
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