Our 2-foots have a box that they talk into.... Yes, honestly they do! When they talk into it, it talks back to them... No, seriously, I'm not making this up. Flopsy Girl thinks that our 2-foots box is connected somehow to other similar boxes some way away, and this enables the 2-foots to talk to each other over long distances. Anyway, my 2-foot (the one with no fur on the top of his head), was talking to this box, and from the box came the voice of John from Ebony-Eyes retirement home! So I heard how you were all getting on, or at least I heard when the other 2-foot was not shouting at me just for re-arranging my blanket! I must say that I am very impressed by the results of all your hard work training your 2-foots, they really are at your beck and call (just as they should be).
I think that you should give a few pointers in your journal so that some of our younger readers (like Gin & Tonic for example) could pick up a few tips.