This is worrying. Who is this Phil Ossiffy? does she fancy him? am I going to have to fight for my best girl?
I thought we had an idillic relationship..... I thought I was all she wanted... Where did I go wrong.... WAHHHHHH
May we take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you a very hoppy Christmas.
You can dig it up all over the carpet!
Which means we get a Christmas (sprout) tree!!!