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They claim to be going to see The Beatles tonight... I think that it must have escaped their notice that The Beatles split up in 1970 since which point, half of them have joined the ranks of the heavenly choir. Add to this, we live in Wetherby (a small market town) Wetherby does not have a venue capable of hosting the millions of 2-foots that would wish to attend such an event, in fact, our largest venue would not be big enough to house their equipment, let alone an audience, and yet, they seem totally convinced...


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Jun. 13th, 2013 08:49 am (UTC)
Poor deluded fools. Do you think it's to do with their age? We have heard that lots of old folk get De Men Shar, could this be possible?
Jun. 13th, 2013 09:00 am (UTC)
They are indeed very, very old.
Jun. 13th, 2013 09:09 am (UTC)
Have they become coleopterists?
Jun. 13th, 2013 09:11 am (UTC)
I think they may be turning into cauliflowers (or at least their brains are)
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:20 pm (UTC)
Great for emergency snacks then
Jun. 13th, 2013 11:30 am (UTC)
They must be coming here. We have lots of beatles here along with spiders, earwigs, slugs and snails.
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:21 pm (UTC)
Quite mad - just leave them alone, they seem happy enough in their own little world.

Stoopid two-foots,


Bella & Greta xx
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:23 pm (UTC)
Perhaps they've found a wrinkle in time which will take them back to the heyday of the Beatles. Now that would be a fun experience!
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:27 pm (UTC)
Well they certainly have plenty of wrinkles
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:29 pm (UTC)
As do all of us who were there for the Beatles first go-round! We wear those wrinkles proudly! We've earned every one (and every grey hair).
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:31 pm (UTC)
I've got a lot more grey than you but I don't have any wrinkles
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:32 pm (UTC)
Jun. 13th, 2013 05:33 pm (UTC)
Jun. 14th, 2013 08:07 pm (UTC)
Does it turn your skin orange if you use too much?
Jun. 14th, 2013 08:09 pm (UTC)
I stay a healthy brown and Smokey stays a disgusting grey
Jun. 14th, 2013 08:12 pm (UTC)
Now, see if we 2-foots ingested too many carrots, our eyeballs would turn orange and so would our skin. We could rent ourselves out as Halloween pumpkins.
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