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Conspiracy theory....

I've been talking to the hairy mob... There's something strange going on here. and I don't like the sound of it at all. You know I told you yesterday, that my pet 2-foots are going out on Sunday? Well, it appears that some 2-foots are going to see the hairy mob on Sunday, and I'm beginning to think that it may be ours! As you well know, I have long advocated that each bun should ideally have two 2-foots to serve their every need, but under no circumstances should there be less than one... Well the hairy mob only have two 2-foots to serve the whole lot of them! I have a horrible suspicion that their 2-foots are trying to recruit some help, and that they may be trying to get our 2-foots to go live there... What will we do? who will look after me and Flopsy Girl... Please tell me I'm wrong!

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(Anonymous)
Apr. 1st, 2004 07:28 am (UTC)
Don't worry Dandy, I'm sure it is just a fact finding mission to improve their performance at home!

They have realised how well The Hairy Mob have their 2 foots trained and are hoping to be taught to behave to the same standard!

It can only be good news!
dandybun
Apr. 1st, 2004 07:29 am (UTC)
training
I hope you are right. If so, this would be an encouraging development
thehairymob
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:08 am (UTC)
Well trained
Of course, you do have a valid point there - we have trained our 2foots really well - a lot of time and effort was involved - though sometimes, you just have that knack ....
Love from The Hairy Mob
thehairymob
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:11 am (UTC)
Conspiracy theory
Now now Dandy - keep calm - we are sure that this has got to be a coincidence - after all, where the heck would other 2foots sleep? We have taken over our house - as it should be - but we do have let our 2foots have a bit of space of thier own - we would have to give up our space if more 2foots came to live here and that would not be on!
If your 2foots where to come and live here then we would insist that they brought you and Flopsy girl too. You would be able to play in our garden :-) Only not today as it's raining :-(
Love from The Hairy Mob
dandybun
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:16 am (UTC)
Re: Conspiracy theory & Sleeping arrangements
I don't know about where the 2-foots would sleep at your house, but at our house, they sleep together in a huge bed thing. I'm sure if they tried they could fit an extra couple in there, so I'm still concerned that they might be thinking of moving out.

I'm sure it would be very nice to come down and play in your garden, but do you have room indoors for our cardboard hosu, and our cardboard castle, and our other cardboard box, and all of our toys?

Would we get treat sticks, and some parsley every morning? and would I be able to sleep on my 2-foot's chest like I do now?
thehairymob
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:24 am (UTC)
Re: Conspiracy theory & Sleeping arrangements
Well we suppose that more 2foots could sleep in the bed - but there again, they could take it in turns so that we always have someone dancing to our attendance :-)
We would make room indoors for your castles and houses and your toys - our 2foots have too much furniture as it is so some could go - they don't need those chairs and the table! You would get treat sticks and parsley and be able to sleep on your 2foots chest of course - you would even be able to sleep on our 2foots chest as well, she has nice bumpy bits :-)
Love from The Hairy Mob
dandybun
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
Re: Conspiracy theory & Sleeping arrangements
Right then. If the 2-foots do decide to come and live with you, THEN COUNT US IN TOO!
thehairymob
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:26 am (UTC)
NEWS!!!!!!!
Maple here Dandy and Flopsy - I've just had a look over mum's shoulder while she was at the computer - she wrote a mail to some group about our Mr Jingles having a dental and one of your 2foots - I think it was the one with no fur on top of his head - has replied and said that he wants Mr Jingles to bite him on Sunday!!!!!!
With much love
Maple (your roving reporter)
dandybun
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:27 am (UTC)
Re: NEWS!!!!!!!
This is indeed a serious development. Why does he need Mr. Jingles to bite him? I do a damn fine job of that myself!
thehairymob
Apr. 1st, 2004 10:31 am (UTC)
Re: NEWS!!!!!!!
I don't doubt that at all Dandy - perhaps your 2foot has a strange hope about being bit by a neddy! It is a good job that it is Mr Jingles though - I wouldn't like to be in his shoes if he where to get bitten by Jemima!!!!
With much love
Maple (your roving reporter)
PS I will keep watching and listening - these 2foots are not very good at keeping things quiet are they?
bobthebunny1
Apr. 1st, 2004 12:12 pm (UTC)
Dandy, I have been talking to my 2-foot the one with hills on her top half and she says if you want to come and live with me you can.... but you'd have to hide from the other 2-foot the one with a flat top as he doesnt want any more buns!!! i do agree that at least one 2 foot per bun is ideal, so maybe the flat 2-foot knows this and is worried if there are more buns like us, he will not be able to sleep in his own room anymore!
However if you would have to hide from the flat 2-foot it would not be too much fun for you!
dandybun
Apr. 1st, 2004 12:14 pm (UTC)
your kind offer
Thanks Bob, but I could not bear to leave Flopsy Girl, and I think it would be hard for both of us to hide from the nasty 2-foot.
bobthebunny1
Apr. 1st, 2004 12:17 pm (UTC)
Re: your kind offer
i understand... would have been nice to have someone to talk to though :(
maybe your 2-foots wont move away, i know you have them fairly well trained and devoted to you and flopsy... i am sure it will all be fine!
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