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Is this appropriate behavior? I think not!

The 2-foots went out yesterday at 2pm to see our friends Darcy, Mitzi & Danny. The way our 2-foots tell it (but I don't believe them) Darcy, Mitzi & Danny's 2-foots immediately force fed them with drink and continued doing so for the next 8 hours.

Today, they have been mostly fragile.


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Dec. 26th, 2013 05:13 pm (UTC)
oh my! Oh yes. Two foots are indeed frsgile. I am sure they are telling the truth about being force fed and made to drink spirits.

That happened to me only yesterday and today I am fragile and very very overly sweet. I do have meds for such occassions but here is what happened. A wonderful lady made us all a cake. Cake in our house is rare but once we opened the lid, we realized that we had seen cake before and that is was good to eat. So, we all had a small slice. But then I woke up in the night and started thinking about cake and how lonely it must be in the kitchen by itself with only odd assorted cookies and pies for company and I began to feel bad for the cake. Then I thought of all the rabbits who didn't have cake and I felt such an obligation to eat cake for those poor rabbits. Then I recalled that someone had said, "let them eat cake" and so I just had to do it. By this time, the cake itself began crying so sadly and sweetly, "I'm here! It's dark in the kitchen and I am all alone except for these odd assorted cookies and remnants of pies! I am cake, come and eat me! You must!

So, while the family slept, I ate cak and then this morning while under the guise of making breakfast, I ate cake. And I heard the words again just now, "Let them eat more cake" and I decided that I wouldn't let a pronoun stand in my way, so I changed "them" to "her" and that's how it happened. I am fragile. I believe your two foots! It usually happens so quickly and when there are mor two foots and they are together it is far worse. Give them both a lick!
Dec. 26th, 2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
Dec. 26th, 2013 06:12 pm (UTC)
Two-foots are useless.

A few glasses of grape juice, and Mummy's a mess too.

Love, Greta x
Dec. 26th, 2013 07:03 pm (UTC)
I don't think a rabbit has a clue about why 2-foots do what they do. I know I don't. Further more - I don't care as long as the hop-a-propriate food and chores for us get done. Otherwise - out to the dust bin with them....

Have a nice day.
Dec. 27th, 2013 01:49 pm (UTC)
Our 2-foots-in-law are equally fragile and to make it worse, one fell over and broke his arm just before Chris-Moose.
Dec. 27th, 2013 08:02 pm (UTC)
Did they use a large funnel to put the food and drink in your 2-foots?
Dec. 27th, 2013 08:38 pm (UTC)
A shovel I think
Dec. 29th, 2013 03:41 pm (UTC)

Sometimes that's what we tell ourselves to excuse our inexcusable behavior! Been there, done that! :P
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