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A Whip Round

The buck 2-foot has man-flu. This is a very serious illness and is almost certain to finish him off as he is way over the hill anyway. Bunfortunately, it is not permissible to just dump him in the dustbin, so we will have to raise some cash to dispose of him (possibly as much as 95 pence).

Any contributions to the Annie & Smokey dump the (almost) dead 2-foot fund will be gratefully received.

Thank you


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Jan. 22nd, 2014 10:21 pm (UTC)
I heard he had man flu last year - how did he survive it ?

Whatever you do, DO NOT let him near any booze ... it's the only known cure.

Jan. 23rd, 2014 07:54 am (UTC)
It is very difficult to keep him away from it...

As to last year's attack, it is always possible of course that he has already become a zombie.
Jan. 22nd, 2014 11:12 pm (UTC)
not one small gold coin for 2foots!
made for him an infusion of hay , that should be enough for an old 2foot.
Emy-Rose & Finley

Edited at 2014-01-22 11:12 pm (UTC)
Jan. 23rd, 2014 04:15 am (UTC)
Push him into the Thames and let him float over here. We will send him to Sarah Palin for first aid. That will cure him.
Jan. 23rd, 2014 07:47 am (UTC)
We don't live anywhere near the Thames, will the River Wharfe do?
Jan. 23rd, 2014 11:32 am (UTC)
Hah! He's already a member of The Walking Dead - has been for a few years now *giggles* :)
Jan. 23rd, 2014 03:25 pm (UTC)
2foots are weak and feeble things although week 2 of me Mum suffering from man-flu = lots of treats!
Jan. 23rd, 2014 07:45 pm (UTC)
Perhaps you should take out some insurance so that it is not too expensive to have him put down painlessly. What would that cost? A carrot a month?
Jan. 23rd, 2014 10:39 pm (UTC)
Me give up a carrot a month? ARE YOU INSANE!!!
Jan. 24th, 2014 04:38 pm (UTC)
Heartless! Where is your compassion? You should sit by your 2-foot and keep him comfortable in his time of need. At least, wait until he's expired to dump him into the ashbin!
Jan. 24th, 2014 04:47 pm (UTC)
Will you help me lift him?
Jan. 24th, 2014 06:13 pm (UTC)
Can we go through his pockets first?
Jan. 24th, 2014 06:30 pm (UTC)
Jan. 25th, 2014 08:52 pm (UTC)
Oh, good! I hope there are some gold coins!
Jan. 25th, 2014 09:02 pm (UTC)
You will be lucky to find brass washers
Jan. 25th, 2014 09:08 pm (UTC)
Oh, well, those at least will weigh him down in the dustbin. *chortle*
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